"Ladies & Gentleman Take My Advice: Pull Down Your Pants & Slide On The Ice!"

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"Ladies_&_Gentleman_Take_My_Advice:_Pull_Down_Your_Pants_&_Slide_On_The_Ice!" is a song phrase originally quoted by Major Sidney Freedman (played by Alan Arbus) in the season 3 episode "O.R." He would restate the phrase in the M*A*S*H series finale, "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen." The phrase originates from songwriter Allan Sherman, who authored it in a song titled "Turn Back the Clock," issued on Sherman's 1967 album "Togetherness."