|“As Time Goes By”|
Hawkeye adds a dress from Klinger's collection to Margaret's "time capsule" in the episode "As Time Goes By" in Season 11.
| Season 11, Episode # 15 |
Number (#255) in series (256 episodes)
|Guest star(s)||Rosalind Chao|
Chao Li Chi
Jo Ann Thompson
|Writer(s)||Dan Wilcox & Thad Mumford|
|Original airdate||February 21, 1983|
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As Time Goes By was the 255th overall episode of the CBS television series M*A*S*H, and the 15th of Season 11; the episode had the distinction as being the series' final half-hour episode. Written by Dan Wilcox and Thad Mumford and directed by Burt Metcalfe, the episode aired on February 21, 1983, and was repeated on September 12, 1983. The episode was followed by 2½-hour TV film-episode special "Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen", which aired the very next week
Margaret asks for contributions for a 4077th "time capsule".
Full episode summaryEdit
In the O Club, Winchester reads a newspaper article mentioning a time capsule being buried in Los Angeles. He thinks its a useless gesture, but Margaret likes the idea, and starts an effort to create one for the 4077th.
Hawkeye, also initially skeptical, changes his mind and wants to be included in the selection process, much to Margaret's distrust.
B.J. pulls a mild joke on Rizzo, passed out in the O Club. Even though its just a joke, Rizzo promises revenge.
The time capsule effort is interrupted when wounded arrive, including a sniper who is alleged to have shot a G.I. Klinger is put in charge of incarcerating the prisoner, a beautiful young Korean woman named Soon-Lee (Rosalind Chao). She protests her innocence, but Klinger won't listen.
Later, Margaret and Hawkeye resume their search, and Margaret wants something military. Potter demurs, but thinks Hawkeye's suggestion of a bunion pad (of great use to Potter after so many long sessions in OR) is a great idea. Margaret is aghast.
The G.I. shot by the sniper is missing - he and the chopper flying to the 4077th never having arrived. Soon-Lee protests her innocence, saying that she got separated from her family and if she doesn't find them soon, she may never see them again. Klinger, at least partly sympathetic, says he can't let Soon-Lee go until I-Corps tells him to. He tries to make Soon-Lee understand, but she hurls her tray of food at him in fury.
The missing chopper arrives the next morning, with the pilot explaining that the chopper's fan belt busted, forcing them to land. A sniper's bullet hit their radio, leaving him unable to call anyone. The chopper pilot (Michael Swan) quietly picks up a new fan belt, and leaves.
Rizzo gets revenge on B.J. by using a dud grenade to force him out of the showers onto the compound, sans clothes. B.J. now also swears revenge, which he gets with the help of Winchester.
B.J. then operates on the wounded man, and Klinger takes possession of the bullet. He determines that it doesn't fit the gun Soon-Lee was holding when she was picked up, proving she's innocent. Klinger frees her, and he and Father Mulcahy driver her to a refugee camp where Mulcahy thinks her parents might be.
Meanwhile, the time capsule effort continues on its parallel tracks - Margaret collects the usual items, with Hawkeye's being a little more informal: a bottle of cognac from Winchester, a stale piece of toast from Igor, and Klinger's Scarlett O'Hara dress. Margaret is sure Hawkeye is doing this to mock the time capsule.
In Post Op, they talk to the wounded soldier, and he tells an amazing story: the chopper pilot, with a shot-up chopper, could only fly 200 yards at a time, so he would walk that far ahead, all alone, finding a place to land. He'd then walk back, fly to the new location with his wounded cargo, and then start all over again. This went on all night, and the young man is sorry that the pilot left so unceremoniously before he could thank him.
Klinger, Father Mulcahy, and Soon-Lee make it to the refugee camp, only to be cruelly disappointed, when its obvious that these are not Soon-Lee's parents.
Later that night, Margaret and a bunch of the others break ground and prepare to bury the time capsule. Rizzo donates some spark plugs, Kellye donates some combat boots, and Col. Potter donates one of his favorite Zane Grey novels.
At last minute, Hawkeye, B.J., and Winchester show up with a trunk full of their own items, planning to bury an alternate time capsule. Margaret protests, but then Hawkeye shows what's inside: the broken fan belt from the chopper, reasoning that since nobody noticed the pilot while they had a chance, they should at least make sure his story survives. Hawkeye then lifts Radar's teddy bear, added to represent "All the soldiers who came over here as boys and went home as men." B.J. offers up a favorite fishing lure, one that Hawkeye told him belonged to Henry Blake - it stands for "All the men that never made it home." Father Mulcahy puts a set of boxing gloves in the capsule, hoping that any future wars will not need anything more sufficient to fight with. Winchester adds a bottle of cognac - pointing out that the drink will be 100 years old when the capsule is opened again, and a magnificent treat to whomever finds it.
Margaret accepts these items gracefully, but draws the line at Klinger's Scarlett O'Hara dress. Klinger and the others protest, pointing out that the dress can also represent something important - like "the girls [we] left behind!" Finally she relents, but insists it be his basic black dress, not "that awful get-up." Klinger praises her "impeccable taste" and runs off excitedly to get it. That had been his first choice in any case.
Margaret thanks Hawkeye for his contributions, and he says that as long as they're burying things, "Why not the hatchet?"
Later, Hawkeye, B.J., and Winchester head to the O Club, where on the way they discuss the long-gone Frank Burns. They meet up with Klinger, who is taking Soon-Lee to the O Club as well. The place is packed, and Klinger is sure they'll never get a table.
Winchester is confident a few tables will open up shortly, producing the dud grenade he took from Rizzo.
Research notes/Fun factsEdit
- This was the series' final episode, in terms of filming (the final episode, confusingly, was shot at the beginning of the season).
- The scene showing the MASH personnel inserting their items into the time capsule (pictured above) was the last scene to be shot for the show and the series. There's video of a massive phalanx of press swooping in, cameras flashing, as soon as director Burt Metcalfe yelled something to the effect of "That's a wrap!"
- In the burying of the time capsule scene, Margaret refers to Kellye as "Lieutenant Nakahara". This is unusual as, by this time, the name of the character had already stabilized as "Kellye Yamato".
- This episode features the first appearance of Rosalind Chao as Soon-Lee, who would of course play a major role in the final show and also features as Klinger's wife in Aftermash. Outside of specific two-part episodes, this is the only time a sub-plot of any kind was continued over multiple episodes.
- This episode manages to get in mentions of Henry, Frank, and Radar, but not Trapper. Also, most of the supporting actors - Jeff Maxwell as Igor, G.W. Bailey as Rizzo, and Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kellye - all get a couple of lines each in this (almost) final show.
- This episode has an on-screen dedication, the only time any M*A*S*H episode featured this. Its dedicated to the memory of Connie Izay, R.N., the show's Technical Advisor from 1977-1982. Ms. Izay died in 1982.
- The final call sheet for the episode (for the time capsule scene) lists extras by name:
- The nurses were Kellye Nakahara, Farrell (didn't specify which one but both Gwen and Judy can be seen in the scene, Shari Saba, Jennifer Davis and Alberta Jay.
- There were to be 3 G.Is, Cline, Dickie and Snider.
- Standins were listed as Goldman, Hill, Pettinger, Troy and Thompson (not sure if this is Jo Anne Thompson).
- However, other familiar faces not listed in the call sheet can also be seen in the scene.
Recurring cast/Guest starsEdit
- Rosalind Chao as Soon-Lee
- G.W. Bailey as Luther Rizzo
- Jeff Maxwell as Igor Straminsky
- Kellye Nakahara as Lieutenant Kellye Yamoto
- Mark Herrier as Corporal Stoddard
- Michael Swan as Lieutenant Brannum
- Wesley Thompson as Corpsman
- Chao Li Chi as Korean husband
- Oksun Kim as Korean Wife
- Jo Ann Thompson as Nurse #1 (see Nurse Jo Ann)
- Brigitte Chandler as Nurse #2
- Uncredited appearances
Rizzo: I've been thinking about it, and I just want to say that I was all wrong, and you was all right.
Winchester: What's that? Rizzo: I was all wrong, and you was all right.
Winchester: No, no; what you're holding in your hand!
Rizzo: Oh, this? This is my lucky grenade.
Winchester: Are you crazed, man?! That thing could go off!
Rizzo: Well, it ain't so fer; that's why it's lucky.
Hawkeye: [with Rader O' Reilly's teddybear] This is my contribution. Radar left me this. Let it stand for all the soldiers who came over here as boys and went home as men.
Margaret: That's very lovely.
BJ: [looking over a fishing lure] I've fished with this a couple of times; Hawk told me it belonged to Colonel Blake. It's for all the men who never made it home.
Hawkeye: I figure since we're burying everything else, why not the hatchet?
Winchester: By the way, you realize you didn't include anything in the time capsule from the infamous Major Burns.
Hawkeye: I was thinking about putting in his scalpel, but I didn't want to include any deadly weapons.
- ↑ Arlene Alda and Alan Alda, The Last Day of MASH, (Verona, New Jersey: The Unicorn Publishing House, 1983)