Chief Surgeon Who? is the fourth episode of Season 1 of the television series M*A*S*H. It was first broadcast on October 8, 1972 and was repeated twice, on April 15 and July 29, 1973. It was written by Larry Gelbart, who won a Writers Guild Award for it, and directed by E.W. Swackhamer. This episode marks the first appearance of Jamie Farr as Corporal Klinger. In Watching M*A*S*H, Watching America, a sociological examination of M*A*S*H as an illustration of shifting American values in the 1970s and early 1980s, James H. Wittebols cites this episode as an example of the satirizing of hypocritical authority figures.
After complaints about the surgeons' practical jokes during sessions, Lt. Col. Blake decides to appoint a chief surgeon. Despite protests from the Majors, he chooses Hawkeye. In retaliation, the Majors bring a General to the camp to inspect Hawkeye's work.
Full episode summaryEdit
This episode opens with the viewer getting a chance to see what daily life is like inside the O.R. - even though Frank Burns is ranking surgeon, he's clearly out of his depth. He's snappish and rude to the others, and, even worse, he's behind in his medical information. Everyone on the medical staff seems to turn to Hawkeye for help and advice.
After a particularly nasty blow-up between Hawkeye and Frank, Henry realizes the 4077th can't keep going like this, so he has to appoint a chief surgeon.
Henry calls Frank and Hawkeye to his office. He skips over Frank and names Hawkeye as Chief Surgeon which Hawkeye reluctantly accepts. Frank is enraged and forces Henry to admit that, "when the heat's on", Hawkeye is the best surgeon in camp.
Frank and Hot Lips decide to go to General Barker, and complain about this breach of army protocol.
When Barker arrives at the 4077th, Frank and Hot Lips tell him that there's a wounded man waiting to be operated on. He storms off to go find "Chief Surgeon Pierce."
He finds Hawkweye, Trapper, Capt. Kaplan (Jack Riley), and Ugly John playing cards. He demands Hawkeye operate - now. Hawkeye refuses the order, saying medically it's not the best idea while the patient is still in shock. He's having a nurse give the patient some blood and getting him ready for surgery, and expects to operate around 3am, when he's more stable.
Barker doesn't like that answer, so he storms off to find Henry, only to find that the whole camp seems to be jumping, even this late at night: he passes a soldier hiding a woman under a poncho, Radar reading comics while drinking Henry's brandy and smoking his cigars, Spearchucker and Nurse Ginger playing "strip dominoes" (this part is usually omitted from most syndicated airings), Hot Lips sneaking Frank out of her tent, the camp's night sentry, Cpl. Klinger (Jamie Farr), patrolling the camp in a WAC uniform, and a nurse in Henry's tent while Henry is out digging worms for fishing.
Once Barker finds Henry, they meet Hawkeye and Trapper in the O.R., now that the patient is ready for surgery. Barker is impressed by Hawkeye's surgical skill, and grudgingly admits he was wrong, and Hawkeye was right. Barker tells Henry to ignore Frank from here on in, and marvels at how anything gets done in this madhouse. He is not reassured when Klinger reappears, naked, still on duty. Hawkeye, Trapper, and Henry take it all in stride.
In an end scene usually cut from syndicated airings, Trapper calls Hawkeye over for help during another busy O.R. session. As he arrives, Frank hesitantly asks Hawkeye for help with his patient. Trapper says he can manage as Hawkeye agrees to help Frank, who seems to have finally accepted the new Chief Surgeon.
Research notes/Fun factsEdit
- When Frank complains about Hawkeye addressing him by his first name, insisting that this is not allowed by Page 85 of the Army Officers Guide, he also, in the same breath, addresses his superior Henry by his first name. This subtle irony - was it a coincidence, or was it scripted?
- The exchange between Hawkeye and General Barker echoes a similar one in the MASH novel. In Chapter 11, Hawkeye, playing poker, resists the pressure of Col. Delong (a temporary CO of the 4077th) to operate on a patient immediately. Many of the lines are similar to those in the TV episode. In the TV episode, Hawkeye impresses his superior by finding a hole in the patient's lung. In the novel, Hawkeye finds an otherwise hidden hole in the sigmoid colon. This difficulty of finding a wound in the sigmoid colon is a plot device used later in "Sticky Wicket".
- In the final scene, when Frank asks Hawkeye for help, Hawkeye forgets to change his surgical gloves. They are still bloody from his patient when he begins helping Frank with his patient. Hawkeye probably thinks he can't spare enough time to change gloves, because Frank would only ask for his help if absolutely necessary.
Guest stars/Recurring castEdit
- Sorrell Booke as General Barker
- Timothy Brown as Oliver Harmon "Spearchucker" Jones
- John Orchard as Captain John "Ugly John" Black
- Jamie Farr as Maxwell Q. Klinger
- Jack Riley as Captain Kaplan
- Linda Meiklejohn as Lieutenant Leslie Scorch
- Bob Gooden as Private Boone
- Odessa Cleveland as Lieutenant Ginger Bayliss
- Uncredited appearances: Gwen Farrell, Marcia Gelman. Sheila Lauritsen (all spotted during the Chief Surgeon's party).