M*A*S*H episode
“The Smell of Music”
MASH episode 6x16 - The Smell of Music - Hawkeye BJ at odds with Charles
Tired of Charles's annoying french horn practicing, Hawkeye and BJ refuse to shower until he stops it in the episode "The Smell of Music" in Season 6.
Season 6, Episode # 16
Number (#138) in series (256 episodes)
Guest star(s) Jordan Clarke
Nancy Steen
Lois Foraker
Richard Lee-Sung
Network: CBS-TV
Production code: Y-115
Writer(s) Jim Fritzell and Everett Greenbaum
Director Stuart Millar
Original airdate January 3, 1978
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The Smell of Music was the 138th overall episode of the CBS-TV serie M*A*S*H, also the 16th episode of Season 6 of the series. Written by Jim Fritzell and Everett Greenbaum, and directed by Stuart Millar, it originally aired on January 3, 1978.

Plot synopsisEdit

Hawkeye and B.J. have grown tired of and annoyed by Charles's terrible French-horn playing, so until he gives it up, they decide to give up showering. 

Full episode summaryEdit

After a long, grueling session in O.R., tension is running high.

Back at the Swamp, Hawkeye and B.J. are driven nuts by Winchester's insistence on practicing on his French Horn, loudly. They ask him to stop, but he refuses. As revenge, they decide not to shower, hoping their stink will drive Winchester to capitulate.

But he refuses, and the whole thing escalates. Hawkeye and B.J. start to offend everyone in camp (ruining what was a rare, tasty breakfast in the Mess Tent), and Margaret, Col. Potter, etc., try and talk reason into the three of them.

But Col. Potter has other things to worry about: one of his patients, a young man named Saunders (Jordan Clarke), caught the blast of a defective rifle in the face, causing horrible scarring. Potter tries to comfort the young man in Post Op, but Saunders is convinced his life is worthless, now that he looks like a "freak." He's also sure his beautiful girlfriend back home will dump him once she gets a look at him.

Later, Saunders attempts suicide by taking a huge dose of sleeping pills, but they get to him in time. He wakes up unapologetic, promising he's going to kill himself, no matter what. The battle between the three doctors goes overboard, leading to Hawkeye and B.J. playing a bunch of hand-crafted instruments in an attempt to drown out Winchester's horn-playing.

While the Post-Op staff is distracted by the commotion outside, Saunders takes that moment to sneak off. Potter finds him trying to overdose on ether. Potter has had enough, and tries a bit of reverse psychology. Instead of stopping him, he grabs the mask, turns the tank up to full blast, and shoves it onto Saunders; face.

After Saunders realizes that Potter is serious, he pushes it off and threatens to belt Potter if he continues. Potter observes that Saunders is now "fighting to live instead of fighting to die", which finally calms the young man down. Sobbing on Potter's shoulder, the Colonel says, "The part that wants to live is stronger than the part that wants to end it all". He then helps his patient back into Post Op, saying "I'm too old for this kinda crap. I think I tore my shorts."

Margaret and the rest of the camp, having had enough of the loud and smelly war, take it upon themselves to end it - they drown Hawkeye and B.J. in soap and water, and then grab Winchester's horn and flatten it under a jeep.

Potter comes out, observes what has happened, and tells everyone they are "confined to the Officer's Club, for the duration of the whiskey." Everyone cheers, and he then sweetens it, adding, "Pierce, Hunnicutt, and Winchester are buying."

A few days later, Winchester thinks he's getting his revenge - he's had a local Korean craftsman fix his horn. But the craftsman had to hobble together the new horn from different parts, creating a huge, awkward, Frankenstein-esque instrument...without a mouthpiece.

Guest stars/Recurring castEdit


  • The title is a spoof of the musical The Sound of Music.
  • When Margaret walks from a freshly bathed Hawkeye and BJ over to Charles to take his horn, she's wearing pants that have back pockets. However, as she lays the horn down and whistles for the jeep, her pants have no back pockets. She has back pockets again when Potter walks out for the "moment of retribution."
  • Hawkeye and BJ refusal to bathe could very well contaminate the wounded soldiers they are trying to work on; furthermore Potter supposedly for a by the book officer doesn't impose his authority to order Hawkeye and BJ to wash or to Winchester to stop blowing his horn {in fact David Ogden Stiers played the French Horn in college orchestra}

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